Archive for the 'Wisdom' Category
Mmmm Waffels
Dear Wal-Mart, If you don’t want to have a reputation of being low class, then perhaps you should hire someone to spell check your receipts: Sincerely, Colleen
Another Reason Why I Love Tina Fey
My gal Tina Fey, in an interview with Esquire magazine: On being the ‘thinking man”s sex symbol: “What I’ve come to realize is that when people say, ‘The thinking man’s whatever’ — there’s no such thing. The thinking man also wants to fuck Megan Fox.”
You Know Times Are Tough When…
Jay & I saw this in a parking lot in Raleigh yesterday: Hurricane Ike has knocked out one of the oil reserves that services the Southeastern U.S., so some gas stations are shut down while others have raised the prices higher than New York prices and set a $40 limit per trip. But to have [...]
Adventures in Spyware!
Spyware sucks. I got a nasty case of it last night right before Lost started & spent all freaking night trying to get rid of it, including buying some stupid program that Anthony recommended with money I definitely do not have (grrrr). Nothing’s working and I keep getting lovely pop-ups (I think my first thought [...]
‘Cunt’ Still Needs To Be Reclaimed
I know I’m a day late for my traditional V-day post, but I got up at 2:45am yesterday morning and drpve 9.5 hours to North Carolina to surprise Jay for Valentines’ Day. I was going to do this while he was recording The Lost Podcast last night, but I kinda passed out right after Lost [...]
The Spirit of The Vagina Monologues
“Vagina is a dirty word culturally. Penis you can say as many times as you want but vagina’s a bad word.” -Grey’s Anatomy writer Krista Vernoff on the podcast 1/19/07 So, it’s Valentine’s Day & I’m feeling down. Why? Not because I don’t have a valentine (I could care less, honestly) but because it’s more [...]
Between my fist & my Pollyanna flower
How awesome is this picture? Some more pictures & an article about such phenomenons. It’s from July, but still crazy. Very symbolic of life in general, no? Kinda sums up the past year quite nicely, too…
There’s Always the Next
2am and i’m still awake writing this songif i get all out, it’s no longer inside of methreatening the life it belongs toand i feel like i’m naked in front of the crowd’cause these words are my diary screaming outloudand i know that you’ll use them however you want tobut you can’t jump the trackwe’re [...]