Soooo Grandma’s surgery went well. She’s still in a lot of pain but she was prescribed Vicodin, so hopefully that’ll help her every 4 hours for the next few weeks. It’s SO funny to me to think about how at the end of last school year I took Vicodin a few times for shits & [...]
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I’m a wild & untamed thing
“I’d rather stick my dick in a blender.” -Funniest text message Chris Golio has ever sent me. California on Monday morning! Then Tricia & I are going to drive back across country, leaving sometime Tuesday? Colleen = Excited. I know we’re probably stopping in Vegas, we’re stopping in Tennessee so she can see her grandmother [...]
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It’s time for another edition of “This only happens to Colleen!” (See: Even Old Women… or the naked old dude pissing in the ocean at Smith’s Point in “Maybe a Bright Sandy Beach…“). In today’s segment: I’m at work at Ann Taylor & some old JAPs are asking me about cardigan sets. Old JAP Broad [...]
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I know I complain a lot about still being stuck at Ann Taylor 8 days a week, but as with anything you do all the time, it has its moments. Anyway, there’s this older woman, Joan, who works there. She’s…a character. She’s about 70 & probably should’ve retired like 10 years ago for various reasons/behavior, [...]
Read the rest of this entry »Oohhh they wanna dance with somebody
Julia & I went up to Marist this weekend to see And Then There Were None (as did Courtney & Julie). It was strange to sit in the Nelly Goletti & NOT have to worry about anything. At all. I haven’t done that since freshman year. Congrats to everyone, they did fabulous – extra special [...]
Read the rest of this entry »You Know How I Know Phil’s Gay?
Heyyyyy let’s play the “You Know How I Know Phil is Gay” game! I’ll go first!! “You know how I know Phil’s gay?”“How?”“He sings Sarah McLachlan to himself when he’s in the tanning salon alone.” *Thanks to Beth for telling me this story. It seriously made the whole staying up 2 hours later than I [...]
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Being that I had almost the exact same “conversation” today with two different people, I feel the need to include the away message of Brian Sabella, the second person to bring the ‘not-going-back-to-Marist’ topic to my attention today (not that it wasn’t already on my mind/brought up by almost everyone i’ve ever met in the [...]
Read the rest of this entry »Donkey Show!
yesterday i found out that someone that i work with has actually seen a real, live donkey show. i then found out a lot more about donkey anatomy than i’ve ever cared to know. repulsing, yet i couldn’t stop listening. according to previously mentioned firsthand witness, who was taking a trip to Mexico 9 years [...]
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