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Archive for March, 2009

An Open Letter to Craigslist Spammers

To Those Who Post Spam Listings on the Raleigh (or any city’s) Craigslist, I hope you get caught & end up in prison where they sodomize you so badly that you realize that that’s exactly what you’re doing to those who optimistically apply for jobs day in and day out, as though it were our [...]

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So a Drunk Guy Breaks Into a Liquor Store…

This is just a little touch of awesome to help brighten this rainy weekend. Best. Criminal. Ever. Thanks, Clif!

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I Stayed Up for 25 Hours to Get P’wned By Jorge Garcia

After planning this from October 2008, Jay & Jack’s 25 Hour Marathon Podcast for Autism Speaks was finally this past weekend.  It was awesome.  We were aiming to raise $10,000 by April 20, but we managed to raise more than $12,000 for Autism Speaks by the end of the 25 hours! Anyways, we had a [...]

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Heaven Blessed

Pictures from this weekend are coming very, very soon but here’s what happened in New York this weekend while I was in NC preparing for the 25 Hour Podcast for Autism Speaks: I wish very much that I could have been there.  My grandparents brought the flowers.  They went around to the backyard to greet [...]

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Rest In Peace, Puppy

Born December 29, 1998; Joined our family April 5, 1999; Died March 19, 2009 Went peacefully at 8:24pm in his mommy’s arms He had the dignity of Strider (Aragorn) but the heart of Samwise Gamgee. “But when Aragorn arose all that beheld him gazed in silence, for it seemed to them that he was revealed [...]

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Dr. Manhattan As a Never-Nude

For all the Arrested Development fans out there who have seen Watchmen or seen the promo pics of Watchmen: One of these days I need to collect a whole bunch of AD parodies.  Other than the awesome Star Wars one, of course. Thanks Jlyn!

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So I Guess Women are Lower than Weed

I know I asked this question over Twitter last night, but it actually does bug me a bit, so I figured I’d mention it here for good measure: Why is it that Michael Phelps lost endorsements and has to go on national TV this weekend in order to defend himself for smoking weed at a [...]

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Aladdin + Margaritas…Okay, No Blame Falls on the Margaritas

It’s been a very, very long and busy week since I officially moved in to my apartment here in Raleigh, NC.  My days (literally) consist of this:  Applying for jobs, hunting for furniture and general apartment stuff, unpacking/setting stuff up, and trying to get un-lost from the places I’m trying to find.  I have a [...]

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live blackerry-blogging

Jay is letting me entertain myself with his blackberry all day as we drive so rather than Twitter updates I’ll do “live” updates this way. I’m going to have fun with this haha 8:20am – starting the first of 8 stored up Smodcasts. No coffee in me yet. 8:42am – Jay is dying of laughter [...]

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And Back Up the Coast

Jay and I are leaving soon (it’s 7:29am to be precise) to drive a uHaul truck up to New York so we can collect the rest of my stuff (furniture, Harry Potter books, etc.) and then come back to North Carolina with said things on Tuesday.  Sounds like a party, huh?  We’ve got to get [...]

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