It’s time for another edition of “This only happens to Colleen!” (See: Even Old Women… or the naked old dude pissing in the ocean at Smith’s Point in “Maybe a Bright Sandy Beach…“). In today’s segment: I’m at work at Ann Taylor & some old JAPs are asking me about cardigan sets. Old JAP Broad [...]
2am and i’m still awake writing this songif i get all out, it’s no longer inside of methreatening the life it belongs toand i feel like i’m naked in front of the crowd’cause these words are my diary screaming outloudand i know that you’ll use them however you want tobut you can’t jump the trackwe’re [...]
I know I complain a lot about still being stuck at Ann Taylor 8 days a week, but as with anything you do all the time, it has its moments. Anyway, there’s this older woman, Joan, who works there. She’s…a character. She’s about 70 & probably should’ve retired like 10 years ago for various reasons/behavior, [...]
Julia & I went up to Marist this weekend to see And Then There Were None (as did Courtney & Julie). It was strange to sit in the Nelly Goletti & NOT have to worry about anything. At all. I haven’t done that since freshman year. Congrats to everyone, they did fabulous – extra special [...]
Heyyyyy let’s play the “You Know How I Know Phil is Gay” game! I’ll go first!! “You know how I know Phil’s gay?”“How?”“He sings Sarah McLachlan to himself when he’s in the tanning salon alone.” *Thanks to Beth for telling me this story. It seriously made the whole staying up 2 hours later than I [...]
Um, I saw this sign in the bathroom of the Starbucks at 50th & Broadway last week. It amused me so much that I actually took a picture of it to share with all of you. Amanda Giordano is the only one who’s actually taken as much pleasure in it as I have (I guess [...]
I just finished day 6 out of an 8 day work stretch. I know there are a lot worse jobs out there, but I’m just so sick & tired of being there and not having a real job that I’m just, “Aaaaahhhh!!” I’m going up to Marist again this weekend to see And Then There [...]
So alumni weekend was fabulous. It was great to be back in Potown & see everyone; it was just what I needed. Went up on Friday afternoon & met up with Pookie (Amanda) & Gar (Sarah) at Culinary for a little Apple Pie Bakery goodness. Then Gar & I walked around campus for a while. [...]